So you’re in the workout palace. The palace of working out. For bunz of steel. And you want to fill up your water bottle or thermos or, to use the brand-name-associative-name, Nalgene Bottle. You go over to the fountain and CRAP you can’t fill it up all the way because it’s one of those crappy-type fountains. Wait! No it isn’t! It’s some sort of orange-and-black miracle! It’s the “Aquatio” by Byron Lee! Why, this was built for bottles!
So you walk up to the fountain, and by some sort of well-designed intuitive-magic, you instantly understand how it works. First, you adjust the height of the fountain, making room for your bottle. You set your bottle down. You turn the fountain to FREEZING cold. You press the on/off button. You drink the water.
YOU GET A TOTAL BRAIN FREEZE BECAUSE THE WATER IS WAAAY TOO COLD, WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU THINKING?!
Designer: Byron Lee
